{"id":130,"date":"2025-03-24T15:42:11","date_gmt":"2025-03-24T14:42:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elcem-com.fr\/?p=130"},"modified":"2025-03-23T15:43:18","modified_gmt":"2025-03-23T14:43:18","slug":"si-rudyard-kipling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elcem-com.fr\/?p=130","title":{"rendered":"Si (Rudyard Kipling)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Si tu peux voir d\u00e9truit l\u2019ouvrage de ta vie<br>Et sans dire un seul mot te mettre \u00e0 reb\u00e2tir,<br>Ou perdre d\u2019un seul coup\u2026<br>\u00ab Dis-moi Laurent, pourquoi tu d\u00e9clames du Rudyard Kipling ? \u00bb<br>Parce que c\u2019est le sort qui attend tout utilisateur informatique. Moi, y compris. Il faut donc \u00eatre pr\u00eat \u00e0 voir son informatique br\u00fbler par l\u2019action d\u2019escroc cherchant \u00e0 te soutirer de l\u2019argent. Alors plut\u00f4t que de maudire la terre enti\u00e8re, si tu es pr\u00eat\u2026Tu regardes le travail de l\u2019escroc, tu fini de casser ton informatique et tu recommences tout depuis le d\u00e9but.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">BodyGuardInformatique #UnPhareDansLaTourmente #DismoiLaurent<\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Si tu peux voir d\u00e9truit l\u2019ouvrage de ta vieEt sans dire un seul mot te mettre \u00e0 reb\u00e2tir,Ou perdre d\u2019un seul coup\u2026\u00ab Dis-moi Laurent, pourquoi tu d\u00e9clames du Rudyard Kipling ? \u00bbParce que c\u2019est le sort qui attend tout utilisateur informatique. Moi, y compris. Il faut donc \u00eatre pr\u00eat \u00e0 voir son informatique br\u00fbler par &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/elcem-com.fr\/?p=130\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Si (Rudyard Kipling)&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"saved_in_kubio":false,"_crdt_document":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elcem-com.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elcem-com.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elcem-com.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elcem-com.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elcem-com.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/elcem-com.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":131,"href":"https:\/\/elcem-com.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions\/131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elcem-com.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elcem-com.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elcem-com.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}